Bertie’s Decalogue for (Among Others) Journalists

In his article “The Best Answer to Fanaticism: Liberalism,”published in The New York Times Magazine in December 1951, the metaphysicist Bertrand Arthur William Russell, the 3rd Earl Russell, wrote:

Perhaps the essence of the Liberal outlook could be summed up in a new decalogue, not intended to replace the old one but only to supplement it. The Ten Commandments that, as a teacher, I should wish to promulgate, might be set forth as follows:

1. Do not feel absolutely certain of anything.

2. Do not think it worth while to proceed by concealing evidence, for the evidence is sure to come to light.

3. Never try to discourage thinking for you are sure to succeed.

4. When you meet with opposition, even if it should be from your husband or your children, endeavor to overcome it by argument and not by authority, for a victory dependent upon authority is unreal and illusory.

5. Have no respect for the authority of others, for there are always contrary authorities to be found.

6. Do not use power to suppress opinions you think pernicious, for if you do the opinions will suppress you.

7. Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.

8. Find more pleasure in intelligent dissent than in passive agreement, for, if you value intelligence as you should, the former implies a deeper agreement than the latter.

9. Be scrupulously truthful, even if the truth is inconvenient, for it is more inconvenient when you try to conceal it.

10. Do not feel envious of the happiness of those who live in a fool’s paradise, for only a fool will think that it is happiness.

Russell did not create his Ten Commandments specifically for journalists, but journalists ought to take them into consideration every day. In #4, substitute “your editor or your readers.” A “fool’s paradise,” which Shakespeare cited in Hamlet, is a state of happiness based on false hope.

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Great CX-pectations

Under the great headline “Fanfare for the Comma Man” Ben Yagoda wrote April 9 in The New York Times about the evolution in the use of the comma. Notice please that I used no commas in the previous sentence. But what was most noticeable about the column was the correction that was appended:

It reminds me of one of my favorite CXs — that’s “corrections” in copy-editor lingo — that appeared many years ago in The Des Moines Register. I cannot find the original, but it went something like this:

A recipe for chili in Thursday’s Food section gave an incorrect measurement for Tabasco sauce. It should have been 5 drops, not 5 cups. The Register regrets the error.

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Ink by the Barrel

“[Tommy] Lasorda used to say, “‘Don’t get in arguments with people who buy their ink by the barrel.’” — Bobby Valentine, quoted in The New York Times, March 13, 2012

“Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.”– William I. Greener Jr., quoted in TheWall Street Journal, Sept. 28, 1978

A hogshead of ink

“Never pick a fight with someone who buys ink by the barrel.” — attributed to Mark Twain

And all along I thought it was H. L. Mencken. At the risk of picking a fight with better-informed lexicographers, it appears that the originator of the quote is Bill Greener, who was a press aide to Gerald Ford and Donald Rumsfeld in the 1970s.

Now known as Greener’s Law, the “ink by the barrel” phrase needs updating for the digital age. Never pick a fight with someone who …

a) gets more than a million uniques a month

b) has a black belt in SEO techniques

c) has more than 500,000 Twitter followers

d) [your suggestion here]

William I. Greener Jr., born in 1925 and still kicking, as far as I know, was a savvy public relations man. In a speech to students at the Air War College, Mr. Greener, who was once Assistant Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs, said:

“Too many generals have in the past lived by Socrates’ observation, ‘It is the mark of a good general to reveal the good and hide the bad’; rather than Alexander Hamilton’s conclusion, ‘It is a government of the people. They will govern best when given the facts.’ ”

As an adviser to Donald Rumsfeld and other Republicans, and later to Big Pharma companies, Mr. Greener honed his skills at crisis communications. Having watched Watergate unfold and seen the damage that coverups can do, he embraced the adage ”Be honest, be truthful, be quick.”

When asked how to craft a communications strategy for dealing with bad news or negative publicity, he said: “My answer is quit figuring out how to say it, and try it simply and straightforward and as quickly as possible.”

P.S.: There is no record of Mark Twain ever saying or writing the “Never pick a fight” quote. Darn.

 

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A bushel of words

Apple sneers at the term “flagship store.” It prefers the word “landmark,” and with good reason: The designs of many of the Apple Stores are arguably more impressive than the design of Apple’s computers, consumer electronics, Web and software products.

Apple is building a new landmark store to replace the original “flagship” store on University Avenue in Palo Alto, just a couple of blocks from where I live. It is expected to open late this year. As with other Apple landmark stores, the new Palo Alto store is designed to make its interior almost completely visible to the street and sky. It is expected to resemble the new Apple Store on Manhattan’s Upper West Side, which looks like this:

Apple's Upper West Side store. Steve would have hated the bicycle tethered out front.

James Russell, writing in The Architect’s Newspaper, described the Upper West Side store thusly:

The mullion-free glass walls ascend 40 feet high to meet the gently vaulted all-glass roof with an almost invisible joint. . . . The all-glass roof is an exercise in bravura minimalism, engineered by James O’Callaghan, of London-based Eckersley O’Callaghan. He mounted fritted, insulating- glass panels on thin metal purlins that incorporate lighting, and (invisibly) sprinklers and security systems.

Mullions, transoms: As clear as glass.

mullion is a vertical structural element which divides adjacent window units. It is not to be confused with a transom, which is the horizontal crosspiece. (A horizontal window over a door is also called a transom, through which unsolicited manuscripts arrive at an agent’s or editor’s office.) Notice how the glass panels of the Apple Store walls come together almost seamlessly? Less-fastidious designers would have called for mullions and transoms.

Fritted insulating glass panels are panels that are silk-screened with a ceramic paints to reduce solar heat gain on warm days or insulate against heat loss on cold days. The ceramic frit paint can be applied in a pattern or design. The glass is also laminated to provide extra strength. (By the way, pigeon poop and urban grime are removed from the glass roof by human window washers, not robots.) Purlins are the long, horizontal supports that rest atop the beams, or rafters, which are anchored in the store’s stone walls. The glass panels of the roof are supported by the purlins. In the Apple Store, the overhead lighting is integrated into the purlins. They look like this:

Purlins overhead carry lighting, sprinklers and security cameras.

The ultimate effect of all this is to remove barriers between the customer and the merchandise. Apple strips away all extraneous structures and impediments until what is left is the pure retail experience. It is one large room, creating the impression of an outdoor market, with natural light illuminating the simple, blonde, blocky tables on which the products are displayed like art museum artifacts. Even the checkout counters are minimized. Sales are conducted by T-shirted employees carrying modified iPods. (Is that a cash register in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?) The ratio of employees to shoppers is probably unprecedented except in high-end jewelry stores and Maserati dealerships.

No wonder Apple ranks No. 1 in retail sales per square foot among the top 160 or so North American-based retail chains, according to the retail analysis firm RetailSails. Apple’s $5,626 a foot is nearly double the return of its next-closest competitor, Tiffany & Co.

Quote: “I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.” — Michelangelo

Quote: “We have always succeeded by first doing the right thing. The profits have followed.” — Ron Johnson, former senior VP of retail sales at Apple.

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